So, the endlessly tedious Guardian columns in which he detailed the arguments he had with his wife Elaine, or yet again told you something cruel but amusing that his son Joel had said about him ... they were all a lie. He was actually doing Cynthia. I'll never believe anything I read again.
He's everywhere this week. He's with Cynthia in London, with his other wife and kids (bigamist bastard) in the Guardian Travel, and on a tv documentary. And I thought he was supposed to be doing less this year!
You know that site men who look like old lesbians? Maybe we should do one for lesbians who look like fat schoolboys posing awkwardly for their bar mitzvah photos.
Bettster - I always felt a bit sorry for Elaine. Jon Ronson went to the same poly as me and was SU Entertainments Bod - he got some good people in actually!
Savmarshmamamama - oh - it's a British thing - don't worry - I'll explain over a drink when we meet! x
Mr Hilton Internatioally Very Important - eeekkk!
Geoffster - I know - he is a right man about town you know and I see he has taken to wearing a suit and pretending to be James Bond in the Weekend Guardian supplement
Chazza - um - yes - I guess -
Reggie Darling - don't put yourself down like that - it is not healthy for the soul dear!
Momo Madster - ha ha ha - that is funny
Great She - that is also very funny too
Howeser - ooh you are awful
Mr Axeminster - no - you see - you still have an opinion regardless and so you should!
Timmers - Yes - I must submit it - I love that site
Arabellakins - is Hatters still alive or is Christine Marinoni now channelling him?! ;-) xx
Which ever way I keep banging into doors. You see, "I've been down so god damn long, that it looks like up to me." But, hey maybe you could throw some light (not again)on those lyrics. Does he mean it's up to him to do something about his depression, ot is it that being down is as up as it gets- it's all the same? ;-) ;-) ;-)
Reggie Darling - it's a bit like grey being the new black I reckon - it is all shades of the same thing we are feeling - differing degrees on different days.....
Darling Dickley - well as I have said before - glad to be of service Monsieur Le Dicquelee x
Chazza - no not really - as usual - got friends coming over with unruly dog and child - no doubt everything will end up being covered in dog hair and chocolate...
So, the endlessly tedious Guardian columns in which he detailed the arguments he had with his wife Elaine, or yet again told you something cruel but amusing that his son Joel had said about him ... they were all a lie. He was actually doing Cynthia. I'll never believe anything I read again.
ReplyDeletewait, wait, wait....i'm confused, sugar...
ReplyDeleteand they appear to have had children!
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He's everywhere this week. He's with Cynthia in London, with his other wife and kids (bigamist bastard) in the Guardian Travel, and on a tv documentary. And I thought he was supposed to be doing less this year!
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Looks a bit more like Roy Hattersley to me but maybe I'm showing my age.
ReplyDeleteOh come on now people, show some respect eh? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
ReplyDeleteEither that or he's loaded and got a big dick...
But surely that's her kid ain't it?
ReplyDeleteI hardly watch TV so have no idea who this is. Does that rule out my opinion? If not I am with Howsey - all the way.
ReplyDeleteYou know that site men who look like old lesbians? Maybe we should do one for lesbians who look like fat schoolboys posing awkwardly for their bar mitzvah photos.
ReplyDeleteI was under the impression that Roy Hattersley doesn't have a lot of money....
ReplyDeleteBettster - I always felt a bit sorry for Elaine. Jon Ronson went to the same poly as me and was SU Entertainments Bod - he got some good people in actually!
ReplyDeleteSavmarshmamamama - oh - it's a British thing - don't worry - I'll explain over a drink when we meet! x
Mr Hilton Internatioally Very Important - eeekkk!
Geoffster - I know - he is a right man about town you know and I see he has taken to wearing a suit and pretending to be James Bond in the Weekend Guardian supplement
Chazza - um - yes - I guess -
Reggie Darling - don't put yourself down like that - it is not healthy for the soul dear!
Momo Madster - ha ha ha - that is funny
Great She - that is also very funny too
Howeser - ooh you are awful
Mr Axeminster - no - you see - you still have an opinion regardless and so you should!
Timmers - Yes - I must submit it - I love that site
Arabellakins - is Hatters still alive or is Christine Marinoni now channelling him?! ;-) xx
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ReplyDeleteWhich ever way I keep banging into doors.
ReplyDeleteYou see, "I've been down so god damn long, that it looks like up to me."
But, hey maybe you could throw some light (not again)on those lyrics.
Does he mean it's up to him to do something about his depression, ot is it that being down is as up as it gets- it's all the same?
;-) ;-) ;-)
Where would I be without you rockmum? Your blog continues to be very helpful to me in so many curious ways.
ReplyDeleteReggie Darling - it's a bit like grey being the new black I reckon - it is all shades of the same thing we are feeling - differing degrees on different days.....
ReplyDeleteDarling Dickley - well as I have said before - glad to be of service Monsieur Le Dicquelee x
Hi hun....Wa haaaa...Bank holiday weekend soon approaching anything exciting happening at your end? x x
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Chazza - no not really - as usual - got friends coming over with unruly dog and child - no doubt everything will end up being covered in dog hair and chocolate...
ReplyDeleteIsterness - well it makes a change from zombie flesh eaters...no...don't comment back on that I can suddenly see what I said. Cue Batbitch!
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