Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Here's One For Dickley

Stop Press: see here for Bazzer Badness! "This mum's favourite crooner has a reputation as a ladies man, but one male reader got rather friendly with him while cottaging in Sheffield bus station. The young chap asked, "You're taking a bit of a risk, aren't you? The Vegas star's reply? "Who the fuck would believe you if you told them?"

Let's hope...He made it through the rain
He kept his world protected
He made it through the rain
He kept his point of view
made it through the rain
And found himself respected
By the others whoooooo
Got rained on toooooooo
And made it throughhhhhhhhh



Blogger dh said...

Bazza in a bog in Sheffield!! Pull the other one....on second thoughts....nah...

9:24 pm  
Blogger rockmother said...

Dickley - well who else could it be?

9:51 pm  
Blogger savannah said...

a sign that i need to go to bed:

Results 1 - 10 of about 363,000 for is barry manilow gay. (0.11 seconds)

yeah, that's right, i did a google search...

g'night, sugar

3:57 am  
Blogger Howesy said...

What did he stick through the glory hole, his nose?

6:53 am  
Blogger rockmother said...

Savannah - sleep well shuuugah x

Howeser - no - his microphone of course!

7:52 am  
Blogger Geoff said...

I feel a bit disappointed I never got approached when I was at Sheffield bus station.

Is it like the Bermuda triangle and did Barry get sucked into it?

12:34 pm  
Blogger Betty said...

Nooo, it's not Barry! Like Liberace and Larry Grayson, he just didn't meet the right girl!

If it's Sheffield bus station then perhaps it's a local lad:

"Big" Phil Oakey of the Human League
Jarvis Cocker (ooer, missus)
Joe Cocker (ooer, missus)

12:57 pm  
Blogger Arabella said...

Is that a hand-knitted wescit?

1:47 pm  
Blogger Bill Grant said...

Last time I went to Sheffield bus station I got accosted by Def Leppard's members.

2:48 pm  
Anonymous rivergirlie said...

i'd believe it

5:17 pm  
Blogger rockmother said...

Geoff - yes - he came out at the Copacabana..

Betty - cripes - not the Cockers again!

Arabella - I do believe it could be madam

Bill Grunt - which one Bill?

Rivergirlie - would you now? Plenty over at barrynet official fanclub aren't having any of it you know. Personally I couldn't give two hoots - gay or not gay - Barry is still fabulous.

7:04 pm  
Blogger Bill Grant said...

Don't know RoMo.

Once you've seen one prick, you've seen 'em all...

11:44 pm  
Blogger savannah said...

sarah brightman's trousers?

3:01 am  
Blogger First Nations said...

wel good gravy marie of COURSE mr. manilow is playing on the opposite team. i wonder if he keeps kosher???

(well, not if he's cottaging in britain, he aint...)

4:23 am  
Blogger rockmother said...

B Grunt - how could you? Barry is a god. Dickley will back me up on this.

Savannahmama - Sarah Brightman's trousers was the first thing that came into my head after I wrote Hot Gossip (a popular semi-erotic pvc clad dance troupe of the late 70's early 80's) see here:

Firsty - I guess it's just down to the question of whether he bats or bowls really now isn't it?

7:33 am  
Blogger glenda said...

Barry Manilow is one of my favourite performers, second only to Tears For Fears!! He always gives a hundred and ten per cent and is definately not a homosexual. I have seen him giving ladys in the audience a saucy look. In fact, I am sure he was looking directly at me once and was mentelly undressing me!!

Strangely enough, I saw him at Sheffield bus station once. He was looking rather flushed and had probably been running to get a bus.

1:23 pm  
Blogger dh said...

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12:37 am  
Blogger dh said...

Barry Manilow is a force of nature Mr. Grant. Women become unmanageable if they go to the Vegas concert.

2:36 am  
Blogger rockmother said...

Dickley - yes - like wild horses in a storm

7:18 am  
Blogger dh said...

He who lets his wife go to a Barry Manilow concert is doomed to clean out the cat litter box forever.

3:09 pm  
Anonymous Ivan said...

First - NetNanny rates your site as Adult/Mature, but I'm not sure ...
Second, when I was a teenager Radio 2 was totally verboten and Terry Wogan was an old cunt.
Now, I find myself listening to Radio 2 all the time - they've moved on to play the music of my youth a lot - they ain't stupid. The funny thing is, Terry Wogan is their morning DJ. And - he's still a cunt. But he doesn't sound as cunty as he used to (with apologies for the bad language, but this is an Adult/Mature site)

9:52 pm  

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