Ponderings
For some reason I was googling worst mullet ever in an idle three seconds today. Why I ask myself? I don't bloody know! the other side of my brain shouts. Then I stumbled across an Australian Top Ten of worst hairdo's of all time as conducted by Braun in a telephone survey for Australian broadsheet The Age. So - please relax and imagine if you can dearly beloved and departed Alan 'Fluff' Freeman at the controls and here goes for the Top Ten Worst Ever Hair-Don'ts. Not 'alf you beautiful lot!
Straight in at Number 10 - it's the Mohican - you haven't heard the last of them yet!
Next up at Number 9 - like a fish out of water - that's a mullet and a half mate - not alf!
Number 8 - can you hear it buzzing? It's the beehive!
Going downtown the chips are definately down at Number 7 - it's helmet head:
Straight in at Number 6 - it's New it's Romantic - It's New Romantic:
Halfway to paradise in a back-combed Bouffant - it's Number 5 - should be 666 - it's a fright alright!
Just teased in at Number 4 - it's the bad perm ladies...ahem...and gentlemen..
It's straight alright - in at number 3 - is he straight alright?
A shocking entry - certainly not straight at Number 2 - crimped mate - oh dear - don't try this at home kids:
Drum RollTrumpet Fan Fare
And certainly holding it's own at Number 1 for the 37th year running iiiiiit's The Pageboy!
Everyone wanted it, grown men lusted after it. A stunner at Number One. Goodnight. Stay tight. All right!
Labels: hair fluff don't
posted by rockmother at 7:02 pm
17 Comments:
*shiver* but hand to gawd, sugar...when i wore a bouffant it really looked good
Is that really you at number one Roster?
Love those collars, by the way. Fit for any pearly queen to wear.
(For a moment I thought you were number 5... ;0P)
Savma - I'm sure you would look good with any hairstyle shoogah x
Ister - don't be shy. Shall I just tell everyone that you sent me that picture of yourself featured at no 2? ;-O
No, I'm number 9, the fella taking a wiz on the curtains.
Ha ha. Do you think he keeps his hair in a special mullet-protector-net overnight to maintain that perfect oblong shape in the morning?
hey hey, now, I had a girl-mullet. and I looked DELISH.
actually it was more like a new romantic-girl mullet thingie.
anyway it was on my head.
if anyone cares, I HAVE THE TRUE AND REAL ANSWER TO THE SACRED ORIGINS OF THE MULLET. really.
..oo, and i once had a pageboy, but I was about nine and it looked CUTE.
and I still know secret stuff about MULLETS.
yes i do.
I think I've mentioned this before...the Phil Spector. I had one for a while...there were a few around... Noel Redding springs to mind. I don't miss it.
thank heavens they haven't tracked my new demiwave down yet!
Or that I can not seem to find any photo's of my poodle-perm disaster c.1984 from The Alan School of Hairdressing which was situated in a now defunct bit of an underground pedestrian subway leading to Hammersmith Underground Station. It cost me a fiver - and it looked like it has cost me a quid. The 'trainee' burnt half of my head by mixing solution at the wrong ratios and then did one side tighter than the other. Hilarious now - suicidally hysterical then - street cred down the pan in one fell swoop!
Firsty - ooh - I need to know your secret mullet information
Dickley - was it natural or did you bouffe it up of a morning/afternoon?
Pod - I can imagine it - I'm sure it looks fabulous daaaahling! x
I had no control over it at all rm. After a bit of hitchhiking it was almost early dreadlocks.
Dickley - cool!
where, oh where would we be without the internet?
x
Rivergirlie - probably getting more things done in life!! But it's fun isn't it? x
Aaaagh. My eyes hurt.
wow, i'm a no3 but i wear black...
that shirt is sooooo wrong.
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