Wednesday, July 14, 2010

All Things Can But Not Neccesarily Should

Never before has food been quite so contentious and disgusting.

Ladies and Gentlemen - I give you - The Lasagnwich! The Lasagnwhat? You heard!

Suddenly there is temptation to start speaking like Peter Kay and walking around shouting and pointing in mock disbelief:


"Lasagne! In a sandwich?"

"A sandwich ? With lasagne in it"?

Yes - with a mighty dollop of mayonnaise slathered in between both sides presumably to help the starch slip down with yet more fatty imbued starch I guess. It could be worse - it could be deep-fried? Or god forbid in a tin like this poor unfortunate and rather flaccid looking whole albino chicken covered in what looks like obstetric scan gel?

I dread to think what else comes from Sweet Sue's Kitchen - but perhaps I'll save that for another post. In my forays I did come across a whole tinned cheddar which when grated looked like maggots on a platter. Apparently it goes down a storm in Australia due to the lack of fridges. Again, mind boggles.

Anyway, back to sandwich's. Imagine if you could get a sandwich in a can? Pardon the pun but you can! Well you were going to before the inventor took the $153 million investment money and spent it all on real estate, fast cars and horses for himself.

Actually I think he has done the world a favour - these won't be seeing the light of day now until the fraud case has been decided. Candwichman will be eating a different sort of sandwich from now on and in a different and rather ironically named new home - the can!

Can you dig it?

Sayonara toodlepip children.



Blogger Arabella said...

I've been known to eat yesterday's cold lasagna with a small side of HP but I find there is a line I can draw when it comes to a sandwich. Quite a relief really.
Cans that give birth to chickens - I'm against it.

2:17 pm  
Blogger Tim Footman said...

I want a velvet jumpsuit just like Damo's. [sigh]

3:49 pm  
Blogger Geoff said...

Is Sweet Sue an invention of Andy Warhol - his riposte to Sweet Jane?

7:06 pm  
Blogger Momentary Madness said...

Perhaps I should be canned.

1:28 am  
Blogger chazza said...

Hi di hi hun. . .long time no blog :(, do hope youre well and enjoying this glorious weather. .

Read all about it in the ole Sunday papers, the campagne of Tescos launching its new range of Sannies. . .'the lasagnwich'. Cringed just reading about it. All that cold fat :§. . .

Chicken In a tin. . .remember that as a child before Marks n Spencers cold roast chicken was available. . .telling my age.

Tinned Cheese ha. . . Lol an ex boyfriend was in the Army brought home tins of this stuff. . .wernt that bad as I can recall made by Kraft. It made a mean cheese sauce (just needed thinning down with creme freche), baked macaroni bacon cheese, Carbonaira and of cause Lasagnia. . .lmfo

tc hun xx

2:19 am  
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2:20 am  
Anonymous Ivan Pope said...

Well, a sandwich shop near where I used to have my studio had a sign outside advertising their "Piewich". Yes, you guessed it, a pie in a sandwich. Is that better or worse than Lasagnawich? The sign comes and goes - once I noticed it said "The return of the legendary Piewich". I'll try and get a photo of it, you could start a blog on disgusting food.

8:35 am  
Blogger Scarlett the Heavenly Healer said...

I notice that vile greed-mongering Tescopoly are responsible for the utterly scary Lasagnwich. It seems they will do anything to make a buck from anybody stupid enough to pay for it!

10:43 pm  
Blogger chazza said...

p.s...Was down Tesco's. (Gallions reach) today. . .Anyone for Paella sanie. . 'em exactly. Lmfaao. Just what is the Sanie world coming to ha! Xx

10:00 pm  
Blogger Andrew Culture said...

So many amazing stomach churning products.

I really must remember to visit your blog more often!

5:00 pm  
Blogger dh said...

Excellent blogging mum. Sorry I'm late.

4:18 am  
Blogger Alan said...

I can dig it.

4:23 pm  
Anonymous Secret Photographer said...

Chicken in a tin. A whole chicken in a tin. Complete with gunge. That's it. I've had enough. I'm turning vegetarian.

11:06 am  
Blogger Jessica Ann said...

nuff said.

12:37 pm  
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99.9% of the worlds population would eat

shit if you battered it !

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