Friday, June 23, 2006

Crap Friday Telly

I'm meant to be making a music cd for my friend's wedding anniversary tomorrow but no, I think I'll just watch "Plastic Surgery - It Ruined My Wife" instead and have another glass of wine. Him indoors with recently Rooney-style break in foot (oh we've had it all this week) snoring like a bison on the sofa. Quite a horrendous noise but nothing is as horrendous as this stupid old ugly bag of a mullet

or this freakoid!



11 Comments:

Anonymous Waverly Graverly Daverly said...

Hey that's my mum!

Gotta say www.awfulplasticsurgery.com has to be one of the funniest sites out there. Don't these people realise how awful they look. Guess it's Hollywoods version of the comb-over.

Sent ya an email, let me know if it didn't get there.

11:25 pm  
Blogger rockmother said...

Sorry - got it but due to Russell's break in foot been schlepping round fetching and carrying. mail you this weekend.

9:38 am  
Blogger rockmother said...

anyway - shut up - that's my dad and I'm really proud of him

10:47 am  
Blogger Istvanski said...

I've seen that first picture before...I don't know her real name, but she's also known as the "Bride of Wildenstien".
I think she's Wayne Rooney's mother...you can just about see the resemblance of the two if you look at her eyes and chin.

The picture of the second person on display is of course Ms Afghanistan, circa 1973.

4:05 pm  
Blogger First Nations said...

oh lordy, that broad. what a geek! wanted to make herself look like a lion or something to try and hold on to her hubby, then he divorces her anyway and she just keeps on having the surgery. geeeegh.
the second one looks like mick jaggers replacement-parts clone escaped the lab.
seen the nefertiti broad? theres a prizewinner.
sorry, no sympathy for the self-inflicted.

9:22 pm  
Blogger rockmother said...

FN: I couldn't agree more. Hideous beasts each and every one of them.

Waverly Graverly Daverly: Er..sorry didn't e mail this weekend due to slightly tiresome hangover and children's Batman party - it was an effort I can tell you but at least the critter got to go to the party hangover pushed to one side valiantly by my long-suffering self. Sorry. WILL mail shortly. Promise!

12:58 pm  
Blogger rockmother said...

Istvanski: Again, I graciously thank you for commenting. I think that plastic harridan is called Jocelyn Wildenstein. Uughh!

1:00 pm  
Blogger GreatSheElephant said...

I know about number one but who is number two.

I suppose they have a bit done, it doesn't look quite right, they have another bit done and so on ad infinitum

6:19 pm  
Anonymous WGD said...

No rush, just wanted to make sure I sent to the right address.

Hey, here's a cool Viz Top Tip - Rubber Jocelyn Wildenstein masks! Perfect for Halloween and when your own plastic splurgery goes wonky.

And who remembers the plastic surgery with acid techniques pioneered in Terry Gilliam's "Brazil", brilliant!

8:08 pm  
Blogger rockmother said...

Great She: I'm not sure - I think it is a man from mexico or brazil.

8:57 pm  
Blogger Istvanski said...

...then again it could be one of the guys from Milli Vanilli.

10:37 am  

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