Saturday, September 02, 2006

This is slightly worrying...

Err...I know Bob Swipe does this much better than me but slightly horrified to find that some freak from the US gov in Albequerque is searching for British Adult xxx blogger and somehow was referred to me. How?



Domain Name cabq.gov ? (United States Government)

IP Address 143.120.40.# (City of Albuquerque)
ISP City of Albuquerque
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Continent : North America
Country : United States (Facts)
State : New Mexico
City : Albuquerque
Lat/Long : 35.0757, -106.6406 (Map)
Language English (United States)
en-us
Operating System Microsoft WinXP
Browser Internet Explorer 6.0
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1)
Javascript version 1.3
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Time of Visit Sep 2 2006 10:50:38 pm
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Search Words british adult xxx blogger
Visit Entry Page http://www.therockmother.blogspot.com/
Visit Exit Page http://www.therockmother.blogspot.com/
Out Click
Time Zone UTC-7:00
Visitor's Time Sep 2 2006 3:50:38 pm
Visit Number 13,503

PS: normal service and next poohcast will resume next week. Been working very very long hours and very very tired and got no time to do anything except moan, drink coffee, moan some more, swear alot, moan more, swear more, have another coffee, more moaning and finally going to bed far too late especially when masquerading as the real Olive from On the Buses with someone very funny being Arfur across a couple of other comment boxes on other blogs. Is that blog-squatting by the way?

Anyway, if any of you like quizzes (Mollster!!! Swiper!!!) - hotfoot it over to jifs - me and Istvanski have thrown in the towel -- it's there to be picked up and triumphantly held forth by someone cleverer (or possibly less grumpy) than us.

Working all day with Beck (yes - that Beck and James Lidell (Warp Records) tomorrow - I'll report back. Looking forward to it.

Guten nacht my little fondant fancies xxx

37 Comments:

Blogger JDA said...

Ah come on RoMo! thought you were made of sterner stuff? still, it would seem that you are very busy so I shouldn't complain. As for the Adult xxx...search engines are funny things! some one must of input 'pants' or 'hotpants' or seeking quirky satisfaction maybe?...and another thing, I have been trying all fricking day to upload a #X#Xcast, but to no avail, these things are sent to try us...

12:07 am  
Blogger rockmother said...

I think it was probably just the word blogger now I 'm thinkng about it. But anything to do with the US military makes me cross.

6:22 am  
Blogger Istvanski said...

Ah...tell Mr Beck that I thought 'Odelay' was a top album.

Jeff Beck?

7:02 am  
Blogger JDA said...

"What!...Jeff Beck?...really?"

12:11 pm  
Blogger dh said...

I know how you feel rm. It's getting to the point where just typing 'US' can get you on the no-fly list.

1:48 pm  
Blogger Billy said...

I once tried to look at my blog on one of those free internet terminals you sometimes see. The blog was blocked because it was 'adult content/pornography"

yay!

3:09 pm  
Blogger Robert A. Swipe said...

Tom Waits gag

"I was in Soho and I went past a cinema that was X-certificate. I went on a bit further and there was another one that was double x. I went a bit further and there was a *triple* x. Now, what do they have there = women with no skin??"

I shall be signing off all future Swipeposts like this:

xxx

Bob

4:40 pm  
Blogger GreatSheElephant said...

why British xxx I wonder? Does he want the women to be wearing bowler hats or something?

6:54 pm  
Blogger rockmother said...

Erm, no - not Jeff Beck but just Beck. Was a hard day - why are US road crews so aggressive? There really is no need. Mr B is a Scientologist which is a little disappointing - great band. Mr B is very slight - like a bird - quite unexpected. We also shot Jamie Lidell as well who performed solo and did backing vocals for Mr B in a Burberry mac with a turquoise towel around his neck - hilarious and brilliant all at the same time.

10:28 pm  
Blogger Istvanski said...

"...We also shot Jamie Lidell as well who performed solo and did backing vocals for Mr B in a Burberry mac with a turquoise towel around his neck..."

Did you decide to put Jamie out of his misery because of his performance or bad fashion sense?
Which type of tranquiliser dart did you end up using on him?

Arf-arf!

10:58 pm  
Blogger rockmother said...

Ping ping ping! (that was my ribs - chortle - phnar).

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Blogger Molly Bloom said...

I still can't download your podders. But...one day I'm sure I'll do it!

*Punches air in defiance*

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Blogger Arabella said...

I admit to a sinking of the heart when I read that someone is a Scientologist. The group has tables and chairs set out downtown every day for its "Stress Test". The smiley predatory aspect of it makes me shiver.
I ponder my reaction to the sect and wonder if people say "Oh no, not another Anglican."

4:20 pm  
Blogger Spinsterella said...

I used to get quite a few people finding me after searching for "UK girls fucking". It eased off considerably when I stopped swearing so much.

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Blogger Robert A. Swipe said...

Spin - just slip in a sentence something along the lines of "I did naked Suduko in the mud with Tanya Beckett and she was wearing stockings beneath her spike encrusted PVC lederhosen..." - or words to similar effect.

Worked for me - 45,000 Swipe fiends *can't* be wrong.....

11:42 pm  
Blogger First Nations said...

my ex husband was and still is a scientologist. you have every reason to cringe. hell, you have every reason to RUN. for the love of fuck, if the guy starts with the scientology crap DO NOT GO THERE no matter how sincere he his or how nice he makes it sound. its not a religion, it's a hodgepode of psychotic crap dreamed up by a third-ate pulp fiction writer. do NOT give them any personal information or you'll never see the end of the junkmail or the spam.
*fanning self briskly* well! that brought out a little emotion, didnt it?

1:10 am  
Blogger First Nations said...

my ex husband is still a scientologist. for the love of god and your bank account, don't give them an in of any kind no matter how sincere they sound. the shit's psychotic. and EXPENSIVE.

american guys think british women are all stern, repressed victorian nannies who only need the barest of excuses to romp around in their whalebone corsets caning bad boys.

3:43 am  
Blogger JDA said...

RoMo: been looking at 'switchpod' but there is something I do not quite grasp? you have made, what..3 or 4 shows? I can't remember, but the option you use (the free one) only allows six 30min shows or twenty 10 min shows. Your podcasts have been over half an hour haven't they? I'm confused....what does it all mean? what happens when the time is up, do you upgrade?? my brain hurts...doh..F**king help!!"

11:32 am  
Blogger rockmother said...

Urrrr...my head hurts - working from 06:00 am yesterday and didn't finish until 04:00 this morning. Then back up at 07:00. So..switchpod - I don't know why I'm getting such big chunks for free I just upload them and feel mightily relieved that they've gone through. Just sign up and go why don't you!? Good luck.

2:28 pm  
Blogger JDA said...

not 9-5 then?

3:21 pm  
Blogger rockmother said...

Absolutely, categorically not!

4:15 pm  
Blogger rockmother said...

FN: Whew! Scientologists huh? Weirdo's - definately. I got collared by them once on the way to an interview for my degree when I was 18. I ended up taking a 'personality test'. It took forever - then they got me into a small room with no windows and a woman with an unsettling faraway stare. She told me that she was very concerned for me as I was minus 88 on the 'instability scale'. She said that I was free to go but advised that I didn't as I was more than likely to commit suicide within 15 minutes of leaving. Hello? Freakoids Anonymous? I was quite proud of that monster score but luckily was quite plucky and managed to extricate myself from their attentions. Nevertheless, it wasn't a good way to start an interview having previously been whibbed out by the ever-so insistent Hubbardites. They are still there and still try and pull poor, impressionable lambs to the slaughter into their bottomless pit of a centre by Goodge Street Station. I have no time for them.

9:16 pm  
Blogger Istvanski said...

RoMo - Your problem was that you were too polite at the time.

I can still remember what I told them to do when they tried to collar me...

2:10 pm  
Blogger Istvanski said...

I hasten to add that I'm not like that all the time, but these nutters were persistent.

2:11 pm  
Blogger First Nations said...

ahem.
I meant to do that.
Always good to re- establish ones' own credibility when accusing someone ELSE of mental instability...
ahem.

I find I like being addressed as a 'little fondant fancy'. maybe thats why I was lured back.

3:50 pm  
Blogger Molly Bloom said...

Hello RoMo...we miss you. Hope you aren't working too hard.

RoMo,
You are a wandering hobo,
Out on the road,
With Beck,
But what the feck,
We need you here.

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