Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Impending New Year Snog Alert

I just thought I would tell you all that I stared and smirked shamelessly at a man who looked a little like Rob Brydon in Boots today. In his basket was:

2 x large bottles of extra-strength blaster mouthwash
1 x packet of ribbed condoms and
1 x packet of thrush cream

I reckon he might have had a date/is expecting to have a date. My imagination is running overtime as to the necessity for thrush cream.



Blogger Geoff said...

Did he have an Advantage card?

9:39 pm  
Blogger Billy said...

At least he wasn't buying Vaseline as well.

11:32 pm  
Blogger Tim Footman said...

Heston Blumenthal recommends it as a low-fat alternative to mayonnaise.

12:25 am  
Blogger rockmother said...

Geoffster - yes - I think he took advantage of it - fnar fnar

Billster - or KY which he was also looking at by the way

Timster - yes - maybe there is an entirely innocent explanation. Perhaps he got a Blumenthal cookery book for Christmas and was just trying out the rubber-encased menthol souffle surprise?

11:09 am  
Blogger Betty said...

I wonder if he was going to use all of the products on the same evening and, if so, in what order?

1:33 pm  
Blogger Howesy said...

Now then Roster of the Moster, please be aware that Mr Bryden is a local, it may well have been him...

1:40 pm  
Blogger Istvanski said...

Brydon a local?
He's Welsh and he knows he is...

4:22 pm  
Blogger tony said...

He's either very early ,or very late ,for Trick OR Treating.......

4:39 pm  
Blogger rockmother said...

Bettser - I know - me too!

Howeser - yes - I think that was why I was staring at him - to make doubly sure it WASN'T Rob Brydon

Ister - he is a local boyo don't you know - I see him on the train a lot

Tony - hmmm...I wonder if he has had a chance to use some or all of them yet?

3:02 am  
Blogger Momentary Madness said...

Thrush cream: he’s a bird watcher.(and the songbird he will be singing because he knows the score and he loves her he loves her like never before)
What am I on about.
Happy New Year Darling is what I wish to say.
(maybe it's his idea of foreplay?)
Sexual stimulation preceding ......
every boy scout is well prepared.

8:13 am  
Blogger Piley said...

ohhh you utter, utter bastard!! I go to that branch all special, just coz nobody knows me there!

Happy New Year RM!


10:07 pm  
Blogger FirstNations said...

The mind BOGGLES. and while my mind is boggling I'm going to edge very quietly and inconspicuously away from Thrush Cream Condom boy and pretend it all never happened. yoiks!

happy new year, chickie!!

1:03 am  
Blogger rockmother said...

Momo Madster - oh happy new year to you too xx

Piley - sorry - I thought I was doing you a favour! ;-)

HRH Firstness - Happy Nuuuu Year Mrs - may it be a good one for you xx

1:15 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi di hi. . HAPPY NEWYEAR to you, yours and your gorg son. So hwd you bring Newyear in/get up to? Lv chazza x x

2:42 am  
Blogger Cooper Green said...

There's been nothing on CNN about it, so I assume his evening went well. I also assume the mouthwash is gone, and the condoms are not..

8:58 am  
Blogger rockmother said...

Chazza - thanks Chazz - I did NOTHING. Stayed in and didn't want to but was too disorganised and discombobulated to organise anything in time. Never mind.

Cooperman - and the thrush cream...? Oh...let's not go there actually.

11:09 am  
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6:55 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

warning: birdwatcher! never search for thrush on google images. you'll wish you hadn't

10:12 pm  
Blogger Robert Swipe said...

...t was for Ma Swipe, Ro-ster. She's a martyr to it.




11:42 am  
Blogger rockmother said...

Rivergirlie - gah - don't go there Mrs oh no! xx

Bobberster - what like slave to the rhythm? Ooh you are awful....but I like you. x

11:35 pm  
Blogger Bock the Robber said...

The cream is just a precaution in case the thrush overdoes it with the fat balls

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