Impending New Year Snog Alert
I just thought I would tell you all that I stared and smirked shamelessly at a man who looked a little like Rob Brydon in Boots today. In his basket was:
2 x large bottles of extra-strength blaster mouthwash
1 x packet of ribbed condoms and
1 x packet of thrush cream
I reckon he might have had a date/is expecting to have a date. My imagination is running overtime as to the necessity for thrush cream.
posted by rockmother at 8:47 pm
21 Comments:
Did he have an Advantage card?
At least he wasn't buying Vaseline as well.
Heston Blumenthal recommends it as a low-fat alternative to mayonnaise.
Geoffster - yes - I think he took advantage of it - fnar fnar
Billster - or KY which he was also looking at by the way
Timster - yes - maybe there is an entirely innocent explanation. Perhaps he got a Blumenthal cookery book for Christmas and was just trying out the rubber-encased menthol souffle surprise?
I wonder if he was going to use all of the products on the same evening and, if so, in what order?
Now then Roster of the Moster, please be aware that Mr Bryden is a local, it may well have been him...
Brydon a local?
He's Welsh and he knows he is...
He's either very early ,or very late ,for Trick OR Treating.......
Bettser - I know - me too!
Howeser - yes - I think that was why I was staring at him - to make doubly sure it WASN'T Rob Brydon
Ister - he is a local boyo don't you know - I see him on the train a lot
Tony - hmmm...I wonder if he has had a chance to use some or all of them yet?
Thrush cream: he’s a bird watcher.(and the songbird he will be singing because he knows the score and he loves her he loves her like never before)
What am I on about.
Happy New Year Darling is what I wish to say.
(maybe it's his idea of foreplay?)
Sexual stimulation preceding ......
every boy scout is well prepared.
ohhh you utter, utter bastard!! I go to that branch all special, just coz nobody knows me there!
Happy New Year RM!
P
The mind BOGGLES. and while my mind is boggling I'm going to edge very quietly and inconspicuously away from Thrush Cream Condom boy and pretend it all never happened. yoiks!
happy new year, chickie!!
Momo Madster - oh happy new year to you too xx
Piley - sorry - I thought I was doing you a favour! ;-)
HRH Firstness - Happy Nuuuu Year Mrs - may it be a good one for you xx
Hi di hi. . HAPPY NEWYEAR to you, yours and your gorg son. So hwd you bring Newyear in/get up to? Lv chazza x x
There's been nothing on CNN about it, so I assume his evening went well. I also assume the mouthwash is gone, and the condoms are not..
Chazza - thanks Chazz - I did NOTHING. Stayed in and didn't want to but was too disorganised and discombobulated to organise anything in time. Never mind.
Cooperman - and the thrush cream...? Oh...let's not go there actually.
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warning: birdwatcher! never search for thrush on google images. you'll wish you hadn't
...t was for Ma Swipe, Ro-ster. She's a martyr to it.
;?
xxx
Bob
FREE ROBERT SWIPE!!!!
Rivergirlie - gah - don't go there Mrs oh no! xx
Bobberster - what like slave to the rhythm? Ooh you are awful....but I like you. x
The cream is just a precaution in case the thrush overdoes it with the fat balls
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