Bollock-Grabbing Limpers

Why do teenagers (and Ricky Martin) do this?

and this?


and this?

and why do they wear jeans like this?

and walk with that limp like they have a drawing pin stuck in the ball of their foot? I read somewhere that the baggy bum showing trouser thing came from US prison wear. I sort of see where they are coming from with that but why? I think the man on the escalator above looks like he needs a good firm wedgie if you ask me.

I encountered a teenager doing the whole crotch-grabbing limp thing yesterday and I admit that I rather pathetically sunk to his level by shouting 'wanker' out the window at him Withnail and I style as I drove past in the Wagon of Rock . It cheered me up immensely. His whole act crumbled before my eyes. It was quite something.

There has been a lot of talk about Tom Cruise and his speaking in tongues effort on youtube last week. Well look here - it is the proof we knew to be true all along

"hopelessly insane" - you can't get more conclusive than that can you?

Talking of insane, psychedelic drug-induced space paranoics - check this out - Raquel Welch and Her Amazing Space Dancing Clog Trio from Bolton



Isn't that just the best?

Later pop-pickers. xx